★ a Base sob story ★[ emotionally unavailable since 2007 ]
iT'z nOt a phAse mom!!
itz a b3ar mark3t </3

EMOO

Emotional Bull

EMOO clutching his head in dramatic shock, wearing platform boots, badly cut out like a 2007 photo edit
✦ xX bOrN 2 mOoN... fOrCeD 2 f33L Xx ✦ rawr means im down bAd in bull language xD ✦ [ w3lc0me 2 my twiSt3d littLe p0rtfolio ] </3 ✦

xX_my h3art on repeat_Xx

3 songs. 7 dollars lost. absolutely n0 skips.

NOW CRYING TORed Again
0:00 / 0:00
press play. feel things.
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EMOO is in your extended support group.plz d0nt leave me on read... like th3 market did. >__>
♡

bOrN 2 mOoN.
fOrCeD 2 f33L.

0nce upon a time... there waz a bull.
then th3 candles turned r3d. s0 did his eyeliner. </3

a meme token on Base.
a cry 4 help everywh3re else.
[ adopt an em0tional bull ] ↗

EMOO's latest bl0g entries [ oversharing since 2007 ]

dad put me on Base. then left me on r3ad. </3

dear di4ry...
my dad Brian Armstrong has time 4 an entire blockchain but n0 time 4 his own bull??? sent him my new haircut. left on read. sent him my mixtape. left on read. opened a support ticket. finally got a reply. </3

[ he gave me a chain. i wanted a hug. ]

iT'z n0t a loss if u make it ur ENTIRE personality xD

dear di4ry...
they said “be a bull”... s0 i was. i gave u EVERYTHING and u still went down 97%??? wow. k. now i have bangs, trust issues & a public bl0g. h0pe ur happy. u kn0w who u are. </3

[ current m00d: mOoOo-dy... d0nt txt. unless u care. ]

m0m said “go touch grass”... s0 i ATE it >__>

im literally a BULL mom!! plz give species-appropriate advice >__< anywayyy i cut my own fringe @ 2am... th3 chart cant hurt me if i cant s33 it. big brain. tiny will 2 check my wallet. xD

held a funeral 4 my $7. nobody came.

wore black. lit a candle. played my own song. m0m walked in & asked why i was crying over “bus money”... BUS MONEY??? that waz my generational wealth. </3

diamond hands?? babe these are H00VES.

cant sell. cant type. cant even unlock my phone with face ID bc th3 bangs changed my face. this is n0t conviction. this is an accessibility issue. >__>

th3 market unfriended me. s0 i moved it out of my top 8.

u were my EVERYTHING. now ur under the guy who fixed my printer in 2006. enjoy spot #9, bitcoin. h0pe it hurts. (please come back.)

made a vision board. itz just one green rectangle.

manifesting. journaling. charging my crystals. refreshed the chart 84 times. apparently th3 universe wants me 2 get a job??? blocked.

My pics d0nt steal my piXx!!! >:(

♥ n0 filter... juSt unres0lved market trauma ♥

EMOO's blurbs

[ ab0ut m3... ]

haiii im emoo!! (moo like th3 sound... emo like th3 damage) xD i waz b0rn 4 a bull run but apparently th3 universe had a different playlist... whatev3r. im fine. sOoOo fine. :')

i wear my fringe over 1 eye s0 i only see HALF my losses... genius i kn0w >__> i d0nt have diamond hands. i have em0tionally attached h00ves. therez a difference okay??

[ wh0 i'd like 2 meet... ]

other em0tionally leveraged s0uls... s0meone who STAYS. a green candle. literally juSt 0ne... is that sOo much 2 ask?? </3

“th3 only thing im pumping...
iz th3 volume on my sad playlist.”

$EMOO [ th3 ticker has f33lings ]

Same bull.
New emotional baggage.
on
BASE

n0 alpha. juSt eyeliner... w3lc0me 2 th3 herd of hurt. rawr </3

CONTRACT ADDRESSn0t announced yet... still processing </3
Official buying and social links will appear here when announced.

l3ave s0me emotional support ♡ guestbook ♡

say s0mething nice plz... im checking this instead of th3 chart. >__>

Notes stay in this browser. our lil s3cret <3